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Funny jokes
20-08-2010 12:17 AM

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?teacher asked : Why are you late for school
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
?Teacher : What Sign
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"


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A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
!!To which the boy replies, "Now we run

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?Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."


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Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you.
? What do you do
.... ............


U stop imagining...

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One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God"?
No."
"Hear God?"
"No."

"No." This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."

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?Teacher: If you eat fish
Student: It's good for my eyes.
?Teacher: If you don't eat fish
!! Student: It's good for the fish

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Need Samples
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and
yells: "WHAT?

"?What did he say? What's he want"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."



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